Conan the Barbarian vs Irish king Slaine - Historum

Nick · August 2nd, 2010, 02:01 PM

Exiled from his tribe the Irish warrior Slaine, accompanied by Ukko the dwarf, travelled far seeking employment as a mercenery. As his fame spreads many claim his adventures make Conan look like a boyscout. Naturally Conan is not happy about this attack on his manhood and challenges Slaine to see who the mightiest warrior really is

Slaine Macroth
[IMG]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f29/*********/g2_07.jpg[/IMG]
Psychopathic mullet-wearing Irishman with a smelly dwarf sidekick and battle axe

Conan the Cimmerian
[IMG]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f29/*********/conan-the-barbarian.jpg[/IMG]
Huge German berserker with superhuman strength, a sexy Valkyrie at his side, and razor-sharp sword

Who wins?

**Salah** · August 2nd, 2010, 03:31 PM

Slaine

ugabug · August 3rd, 2010, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Huge German berserker

I thought he was Austrian.

I haven't seen Conan the Barbarian and never even heard of Slaine but Slaine looks tougher and has a dwarf side kick so i'm going with him.

**SomeGuy** · August 3rd, 2010, 12:39 AM

Austrian. German. Same difference.

I'll go with Conan.

**Sargon of Akkad** · August 7th, 2010, 02:58 PM

We think the same about Americans and Mexicans.

And I'll go for Slaine. Doesn't have have some kind of Cuchulainn-style warp spasm? You can't beat that for sheer awesomeness.

**Efendi** · August 7th, 2010, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick

Slaine Macroth
[IMG]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f29/*********/g2_07.jpg[/IMG]
Psychopathic mullet-wearing Irishman with a smelly dwarf sidekick and battle axe

Probably Slaines macrots sword and axe made of Aliminum or plastic so that he could carry them. He has no chance against Conan with this toys.

I watch Conan he fight very well on TV.

**crossroadclarence** · August 7th, 2010, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeGuy

Austrian. German. Same difference.

I'll go with Conan.

California, Mexico....same difference. Right next door, shared history, same continent...nyeah.....

**Efendi** · August 7th, 2010, 03:46 PM

Conan is from Cimmeria, somewhere Cimmerians lived. Somewhere around Black sea.

Old says he occassionally visit Istanbul. After drinking too much alcohol, he make trouble around. passing words to girls, racketeering from traders.

He often went to coufeur to perm his hairs. People called him Perma Conan.
He also had a wife. If you see her in the dark you would gulp your uvula.

Please don't be fooled with hollywood lies about his masculine artistic behaviour. Perma Conan suffered so much from his wife. Ahh vre! Let him rest in heaven.