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Old August 26th, 2010, 03:02 PM   #1
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Hercules vs Conan the Barbarian

While relaxing on the beach having completed his 12 tasks, Hercules is disturbed by an unruly Cimmerian mercenary. Conan kicks sand in Hercules's face and shows off his muscles to all the girls who had previously been admiring Hercules's physique. Annoyed, Hercules starts shoving Conan, leading to punches being thrown and a full-blown melee between the son of Zeus and the mightiest warrior ever to have lived

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Who wins?
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Old August 26th, 2010, 03:26 PM   #2

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Re: Hercules vs Conan the Barbarian

I vote Hercules, because he's half god.
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Old August 26th, 2010, 03:27 PM   #3

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I'm with Rasta on this one.
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Old August 26th, 2010, 03:31 PM   #4

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Re: Hercules vs Conan the Barbarian

Half-God vs Man? Sorry Conan, but I'll have to say Hercules wins this.
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Old August 26th, 2010, 04:12 PM   #5

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Hercules.
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Old August 26th, 2010, 06:04 PM   #6

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The governator looses.
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Old August 26th, 2010, 07:18 PM   #7

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Re: Hercules vs Conan the Barbarian

Didn't the myth say Heracles made love to 50 girls in one night? Now top that Conan!
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