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September 3rd, 2010, 04:51 AM
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Joined: Jul 2006 From: UK Posts: 6,114 | Hybrid historical figures
In an attempt to bring various historical figures to the present day the mad scientists made a severe error of calculation. In the vortex the great men and women of the past were fused together, creating new characters.
Example: Martin Luther
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Renaissance-era German monk of African descent who left the Catholic church because of their discrimination against black parishioners. He campaigned tirelessly for equality and founded his own separate Protestant church. To spread his message he nailed to the doors of 95 churches his proclamation which began with the words "I have a dream"
These figures settle in a modern neighborhood and interact with each other and ordinary people. Who would the other hybrids be, and how would they relate to one another? And when they return to their own time, how would they change history?
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September 3rd, 2010, 06:30 AM
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#2 | | Suspended indefinitely
Joined: Dec 2009 From: Ozarkistan Posts: 11,335 | Re: Hybrid historical figures
Man! I never knew that Martin Luther was a Muslim!!!
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September 3rd, 2010, 12:20 PM
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Joined: Jul 2006 From: UK Posts: 6,114 | Re: Hybrid historical figures Josef Presley 
Poor boy from Georgia who's subversive rock music started a revolution, enabling him to become dictator of Russia. Unlike Hitler's arm waving speeches, Joe roused the crowds with his provocative dancing and distinctive singing voice. His music was so successful even the Americans embraced it, leading to the weakening of traditional values. In later years he became an obese parody of his former self and died on the toilet after Beria tampered with his laxatives
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September 3rd, 2010, 01:32 PM
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#4 | | لانون د توجوه سامودرا
Joined: Sep 2009 From: Raiding ship at Malaccan strait Posts: 5,426 | Re: Hybrid historical figures
LOL!
this is overwhelming...
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September 3rd, 2010, 02:19 PM
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#5 | | The Adequate Mostly Harmless
Joined: Dec 2009 From: Tennessee Posts: 7,829 | Re: Hybrid historical figures
I really wish that I had my copy of photoshop. It was lost on a computer that crashed. Napoleon Bonaparte Norton Born on the Mediterranean island of Corsica in the late 18th century, he joined the French Army in the turmoil of the French Revolution, rising to the rank of General, showing great promise as an innovative and resourceful commander. Given important posts in the Directory regime, he became increasingly erratic in his behavior and was briefly detained for his own safety. On release, he began to have delusions of grandeur, with an ever changing fixation. He eventually became firmly convinced that he was the Emperor of the United States and the Protector of Mexico and moved to California where he lived as a local celebrity, dressing in an outlandish uniform of his own design and issuing his own currency. He died penniless. | | |
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September 3rd, 2010, 02:44 PM
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Joined: Jul 2006 From: UK Posts: 6,114 | Re: Hybrid historical figures Quote:
Originally Posted by Cicero I really wish that I had my copy of photoshop. It was lost on a computer that crashed. Napoleon Bonaparte Norton Born on the Mediterranean island of Corsica in the late 18th century, he joined the French Army in the turmoil of the French Revolution, rising to the rank of General, showing great promise as an innovative and resourceful commander. Given important posts in the Directory regime, he became increasingly erratic in his behavior and was briefly detained for his own safety. On release, he began to have delusions of grandeur, with an ever changing fixation. He eventually became firmly convinced that he was the Emperor of the United States and the Protector of Mexico and moved to California where he lived as a local celebrity, dressing in an outlandish uniform of his own design and issuing his own currency. He died penniless. | Did he look anything like this? | | |
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September 3rd, 2010, 03:27 PM
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#7 | | لانون د توجوه سامودرا
Joined: Sep 2009 From: Raiding ship at Malaccan strait Posts: 5,426 | Re: Hybrid historical figures Ḥanniallah Barca e-Lang
Hanniallah son of Taraqai Barca, his name means "Grace of Allah" or "Allah is/has been gracious". He was a well known Turco-Carthaginian military commander. He is known for his campaign against Rome, The Punic Wars. During his conquest, He is known for massacring countless Roman.
He was born from Barlas tribe of Central Asia who migrated into North Africa. Hannibal lived during a period of tension in the Mediterranean, when Rome (then the Roman Republic) established its supremacy over other great powers such as Timurid Carthage, and the Hellenistic kingdoms of Macedon, Syracuse, and the Seleucid empire. One of his most famous achievements was at the outbreak of the Second Punic War, when he marched an army, which included cavalry archer, from Iberia over the Pyrenees and the Alps into northern Italy. In his first few years in Italy, he won three dramatic victories, Trebia, Trasimene, and Cannae, and won over several Roman allies. Hannibal occupied much of Italy for 15 years, but a Roman counter-invasion of North Africa forced Hannibal to return to Carthage, where he was decisively defeated by Scipio Africanus at the Battle of Zama. Scipio studied Hannibal's tactics and brilliantly devised some of his own, and finally defeated Rome's nemesis at Zama having previously driven Hasdrubal, Hannibal's brother, out of Spain.
He styled himself a ghazi yet some Hellenic states, e.g. the Syrakousai, were severely affected by his wars. A great patron of the arts, his campaigns also caused vast destruction. Timur told the qadis of Arretium, during the sack of that newly conquered city,"I am not a man of blood; and God is my witness that in all my wars I have never been the aggressor, and that my enemies have always been the authors of their own calamity."
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Last edited by plutoboyz; September 3rd, 2010 at 03:43 PM.
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September 3rd, 2010, 04:21 PM
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Joined: Jun 2009 Posts: 24,139 | Re: Hybrid historical figures
Caesar Obama | | |
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September 3rd, 2010, 04:45 PM
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#9 | | Misanthropologist
Joined: Aug 2010 From: Wales Posts: 8,466 | Re: Hybrid historical figures
Infamy, infamy....theyve all got it in for me.
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September 3rd, 2010, 04:53 PM
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#10 | | لانون د توجوه سامودرا
Joined: Sep 2009 From: Raiding ship at Malaccan strait Posts: 5,426 | Re: Hybrid historical figures
hahaha... good one, okamido. IVLIVS OBAMUS?
another hilarious figure Megas Adolphou Hitleroi
He is a well known founder of HSMAP( Hellensozialistische Makedonien Arbeiterpartei) party or popularly known as Hazi. Its Ideologi, Hazism was the ideology and practice of the Hazi Party and of Hazi Makedonia. It was a unique variety of fascism that involved biological racism and antiaryanism. He is the one who responsible for The Holókaustos. Holókaustos are a Genocide of Iranian people particularly Persian.
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