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Gilbert & Sullivan - Pirates of Penzance: Major General's Song
Michel Legrand - Umbrellas of Cherbourg: Devant le Garage
One of Gilbert & Sullivan's most famous songs, each production adds a new verse to the original lyrics. Near the end of Act I Frederic has finished his apprenticeship to a band of pirates and meets 7 sisters on a beach, falling instantly in love with Mabel. Once the Pirates catch up to them and try to marry all the sisters, they reveal their father is a Major General, enter Garnet Wolseley:
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery –
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy –
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-Gineral.
The Umbrellas of Cherbourg is a film musical with every word of dialogue sung, it made Catherine Deneuve a star and has kept audiences crying for almost 60 years. The storyline is nothing extravagant: 16-year old Genevieve works in her mother's umbrella store and swears eternal love with 20-year old mechanic Guy before fate and circumstance intervene. The film's eye-popping visuals, the heartfelt performances and the melancholy tinge to colourful surfaces are supported by a lush orchestral score from Michel Legrand with occasional bursts of jazz; Legrand joked about writing the score with each scene requiring 1, 2 or 3 hankies. I didn't choose the bittersweet ending as it needs the preceding 85 minutes for full emotional impact, instead I went with "Devant le Garage". It includes the main theme that would later be known as "I Will Wait For You" and it's an integral scene in the story: The umbrella store is facing bankruptcy and Genevieve's mother thinks she's too young to marry Guy, Genevieve and Guy have great plans to get married and name their first child Francoise and live happily ever after, but it's 1957 and the war in Algeria looms large...
Genevieve:
I was so afraid I wouldn't find you.
I'm so happy to be with you!
Now I'm laughing because I realise
How foolish I am when I'm alone.
I talked to Mother about our marriage.
Of course, she said I'm crazy.
And, tonight, she forbade me to see you.
You see, I was so afraid...
I'd go anywhere, I'd never see Mother again,
Rather than lose you.
We'll marry secretly.
Guy:
Oh now it doesn't matter anymore.
We have plenty of time.
This morning, I received my draft notice,
And I will be away for 2 years.
So the marriage, we'll talk about it later...
With the war in Algeria,
It will be a long time before I can come back.
Genevieve:
But I'll never be able to live without you.
I won't be able to.
Don't go. I will die.
I will hide you, and I will keep you.
But my love, don't leave me.
Guy:
You know it is not possible.
Genevieve:
I will not leave you
Guy:
My love, I have to go.
I want you to know
That I think only of you
And I know that you will wait for me.
Genevieve:
Two years... two years of our life!
Guy:
Don't cry, I beg you.
Genevieve:
Two years... no I can't face it.
Guy:
Calm down, we have so little time left.
So little time, my love, we mustn't waste it.
We must try to be happy.
Of our last moments we must keep a memory,
More beautiful than anything.
A memory which will help us to live.
Genevieve:
I'm so afraid when I'm alone.
Guy:
We'll be together again and we'll be stronger.
Genevieve:
You will meet other women...
You'll forget me.
Guy:
I will love you until the end of my life.
Genevieve:
Guy, I love you.
Do not leave me.
My love, do not leave me.
Guy:
Come, my love, my love.
I was so afraid I wouldn't find you.
I'm so happy to be with you!
Now I'm laughing because I realise
How foolish I am when I'm alone.
I talked to Mother about our marriage.
Of course, she said I'm crazy.
And, tonight, she forbade me to see you.
You see, I was so afraid...
I'd go anywhere, I'd never see Mother again,
Rather than lose you.
We'll marry secretly.
Guy:
Oh now it doesn't matter anymore.
We have plenty of time.
This morning, I received my draft notice,
And I will be away for 2 years.
So the marriage, we'll talk about it later...
With the war in Algeria,
It will be a long time before I can come back.
Genevieve:
But I'll never be able to live without you.
I won't be able to.
Don't go. I will die.
I will hide you, and I will keep you.
But my love, don't leave me.
Guy:
You know it is not possible.
Genevieve:
I will not leave you
Guy:
My love, I have to go.
I want you to know
That I think only of you
And I know that you will wait for me.
Genevieve:
Two years... two years of our life!
Guy:
Don't cry, I beg you.
Genevieve:
Two years... no I can't face it.
Guy:
Calm down, we have so little time left.
So little time, my love, we mustn't waste it.
We must try to be happy.
Of our last moments we must keep a memory,
More beautiful than anything.
A memory which will help us to live.
Genevieve:
I'm so afraid when I'm alone.
Guy:
We'll be together again and we'll be stronger.
Genevieve:
You will meet other women...
You'll forget me.
Guy:
I will love you until the end of my life.
Genevieve:
Guy, I love you.
Do not leave me.
My love, do not leave me.
Guy:
Come, my love, my love.