How to annoy the French

Jan 2011
From what I have seen, they like it if you speak bad French and will often reply in English. If you really want to annoy them, act like some Americans and ask long questions in English and talk louder if they don't understand.
I agree :)


Ad Honoris
Aug 2010
Welsh Marches
Subtitle: or Think They Did. By the author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French and A Year in the Merde. It looks as if he himself is making fun of the French!

Lord Oda Nobunaga

Ad Honorem
Jan 2015
Ontario, Canada
"I said bring your bayonets not your baguettes!"

"Napoleon is a colonialist oppressor, you should all just go home"


Ad Honorem
Jul 2011
There is or have been the USS Yorktown, Saratoga, Bunker Hill, Cowpens, Princeton, San Jacinto, Vicksburg, Gettysburg, Antietem, and some others. Even the USS Bull Run and Chancellorville, named after Confederate victories. If there is a US victory, there is a ship named after it.