Mad scientist?

PADDYBOY

Historum Emeritas
Jan 2007
6,545
Scotland
Righty-ho.
You're a mad scientist and you're completely bonkers. You're wife is desperate for a baby and you don't want her to know that you're infertile (which is probably a blessing) so you inseminate her with a Neanderthal clone.
You end up with a beautiful baby daughter, well, beautiful may be stretching it a bit but you get the idea. By the time she's fourteen, you begin to realise that there is very little chance of anyone ever wanting to marry her and on top of that, she's not the brightest candle on the cake. Now you don't want your daughter to live in poverty after you've departed this world and you are getting on a bit so you really need to prepare her to live independantly.

So here we are. What sort of employment do you think she would be best suited for and bear in mind that you want her to earn the best wages she can?

I was thinking she could take up arm-wrestling and maybe become world champion?
Don't know what the money is like tho.
 
Nov 2016
1,592
Germany
Not enough information. We should exactly know how she looks: face, hair, body, height. Give the body measurements (bust/waist/hip).

Also, "not the brightest candle" is too inaccurate. This applies to millions of women, some are millionaires.

And how is her character in detail?
 
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PADDYBOY

Historum Emeritas
Jan 2007
6,545
Scotland
Arghhhh.
Actually she doesn't look very different from any other woman. She's a bit shorter than average and a bit more robust. She's got a heck of a right hook tho.
Not sure this thread works now that she's not plug ugly any more????