Seasonal Silliness- Coin Caption Competition

Feb 2011
1,187
Scotland
I hope I can be forgiven for suggesting something lighthearted for the time of year - and also absolved of attempts to spread false history to the watching world!

Below are a number of coin portraits of Norman rulers.

Who can suggest the best caption for them?

1.William I, Penny William I Penny g.jpg

2. William I, Penny. William I penny f.jpg perhaps the conqueror here carrying a weight on his bonce?



3. Henry VIII, Testoon (shilling) Henry 8 Testoon b.jpg


4. William I, Penny William I penny e.jpg



5. William I, Penny William I Penny b.jpg




6. Henry II, Penny Henry II Penny.jpg
 
Nov 2016
1,563
Germany
"I knew I'd score big with the girls with this thing on my head!"
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"Cool VR Headset, now even my wife looks beautiful!"
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"I should go to the dermatologist, this pimple on my nose really sucks."
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"Great, I got the lead in the next Tarantino!"
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"****, Tarantino wouldn't even hire me as a cable carrier...""
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"Why did I marry an 11 years older hay bag when there are so many hot 15 year olds?"
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Jan 2017
809
UK
1.William I, Penny
William I Penny g.jpg


"My Dalek hat: Exterminating the North since 1069"


2. William I, Penny.
William I penny f.jpg


"Dear pleb, you dislike my fashionable headdress? I'll just get my Dalek hat...."



3. Henry VIII, Testoon (shilling)
Henry 8 Testoon b.jpg


"I'm so hungry I could eat this dead snake wrapped around my neck"


4. William I, Penny
William I penny e.jpg


"You told me this nose job would make me look more menacing"


5. William I, Penny
William I Penny b.jpg


"Excuse me, I said take a little off the sides".


6. Henry II, Penny
Henry II Penny.jpg


"I'm trying to knock this black fly off the end of my nose"
 
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Feb 2011
1,187
Scotland
1.William I, Penny
William I Penny g.jpg


"My Dalek hat: Exterminating the North since 1069"


2. William I, Penny.
William I penny f.jpg


"Dear pleb, you dislike my fashionable headdress? I'll just get my Dalek hat...."



3. Henry VIII, Testoon (shilling)
Henry 8 Testoon b.jpg


"I'm so hungry I could eat this dead snake wrapped around my neck"


4. William I, Penny
William I penny e.jpg


"You told me this nose job would make me look more menacing"


5. William I, Penny
William I Penny b.jpg


"Excuse me, I said take a little off the sides".


6. Henry II, Penny
Henry II Penny.jpg


"I'm trying to knock this black fly off the end of my nose"
All very funny! As a Dalek fan particularly appreciate the first two.

William I always look particularly grumpy on coins! :)