Shaolin kung fu master vs Stormtroopers

Nick

Historum Emeritas
Jul 2006
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The year is 1937. At the heght of the Sino-Japanese War a Nazi agent trained by the Red Skull himself arrives with his minions at a remote Buddhist temple high in the mountains. Their mission is to acquire the map to Shangri-La for Hitler, giving the Nazi leadership immortality

The Nazis outnumber the monks and take most of them prisoner before they can put up a fight. However one master steals the map and escapes. Guided by a local collaborator the Nazis pursue him despite their unfamiliarity with the terrain.

Would the Nazis get the map or would the monk find a way of defeating them?
 
Jul 2010
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I think the Nazis would win I mean their all trained great and just one old fart isn't gonna do anything besides run and hide or escape somewhere. If he tried to fight them he would lose unless he did guerilla tactics, like shot poison darts or used silenced snipers or used a bow and arrow to kill random ones or poisoned food or used poison gas in vents.
 

oshron

Ad Honorem
Jun 2009
3,690
western Terranova
Wasn't this basically the opening scene to Bulletproof Monk?
pretty much :p

of the monk read The Art of War, he'd probably be able to pick off most of the nazi cronies with traps until the leader is all alone and then run up to him and simply snap his neck
 

oshron

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Jun 2009
3,690
western Terranova
not if he doesnt give him the chance to USE his grenades and gun